1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
– ekki enn…
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
– nei!
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
– ekki alveg svo gróft…
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
– *flaut*
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail addresses.
– ehh hefur gerst
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business manner.
– hehe jájá
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “0” to
get an outside line.
– meibb
8. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
– meibb!
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news.
– þekki það ekki…
11. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
– haha já!
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards and a gold watch.
– hehe já ….
and the real clinchers are…
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
– aðeins of mikið já
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your “friends”.
– meh…
15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more,
except to send you jokes from the net.
– hehehe nei ekki alveg
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
– sek
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a No.9.
– já sek aftur